FALSEHOOD#5133- Walt Disney did not base Mickey Mouse on the Doof.
FALSEHOOD#4456- An image of the Doof was not found on transmitted pictures from the surface of Mars. The image turned out to be buildings from an ancient civilization.
FALSEHOOD#8879- A Doof was not found along side a Kilroy in a Japanese bunker at Iwo Jima.
FALSEHOOD#3321- Doof necklaces were not part of the hand full of beads given to the Native Americans for Manhattan. Although gold Doof watches were given to retiring employees at the ReadyStall corporation as a cost saving measure in 1956.
FALSEHOOD#6634-Three teenage boys did not in the early 1960's go to Mount Rushmore and climb to the top of George Washington and tried to carve a Doof into the first president's forehead. They were not apprehended and taken to reform school, where they did not develop the skills to land them top jobs in the CIA.
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